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Smarty Pants @ Pattingham

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5.0(7 parent reviews) ·Bull Cottage, Clive Road, Wolverhampton, WV6 7EN · Staffordshire
Awaiting first Ofsted inspection. This is a newly registered provider (registered August 2024). Ofsted has not yet carried out its first inspection, so no rating is available.
Number of places
33 places
Age range
0–4 yrs
Last inspected
—
Local authority
Staffordshire

About this day nursery

Smarty Pants @ Pattingham Limited, established on September 3, 2024, is a nurturing day nursery located in Pattingham, near Wolverhampton (WV6 7EN). The nursery operates Monday to Friday, from 7:30 am to 6:00 pm, for 51 weeks of the year, closing only for bank holidays and a period over Christmas.

They cater to children from 9 months to 4 years old, offering various funding options including 15 and 30 hours. The nursery prides itself on including all nappies in their fees and provides all meals and snacks, with a sample menu available for parents to view.

Smarty Pants @ Pattingham encourages prospective families to visit for a tour and collect a welcome pack. The nursery is registered with Ofsted and anticipates its first inspection within 30 months of establishment.

They offer a range of sessions designed to provide consistency and aid children in settling, requiring a minimum of two sessions per week. A 10% discount is applied for a second child attending the nursery.

The facility provides a stimulating environment as evidenced by its gallery of playrooms and offers various extra activities as part of its consumable charge.

All nappies includedGovernment funding acceptedMeals and snacks provided10% sibling discount

Pricing & funding

Fees are structured around full days, school days, or morning and afternoon sessions. Consumables such as meals, snacks, and nappies are charged as separate session-based fees, and additional hourly rates apply for funded hours. New rates are effective from 1 April 2026.

Funding accepted

15 hours — working parents (9 months–2 yrs)15 hours — eligible 2-year-olds15 hours — universal (3–4 yrs)30 hours — working parents (3–4 yrs)Tax-Free Childcare

Good to know

  • Registration fee and deposit are required upon booking.
  • Consumable charges apply to cover meals, snacks, and nappies.
  • Additional hours for funded children are charged at a flat hourly rate.
  • Specific weekly rates are available for funded-only places.

Key facts

Waitlist

A deposit of £150 is non-refundable but contributes to the last month's/final fees. If a child's place is held for more than 1 month and they do not start, the deposit is not refunded.

Opening hours

Monday - Friday, 7:30am - 6:00pm, 51 weeks a year (closed bank holidays and approx. one week at Christmas)

Session types

Full day, School Day, Morning session, Afternoon session, Hourly top-up

Food

All meals and snacks included (nappies and pull-ups included normally Asda or Tesco own brand)

Age range

9 months - 4 years

Parent Reviews

5.0
(7)
Abbie J
7 months ago

I’m so grateful that this nursery opened up as it’s been the perfect choice for our family. It’s small and calm and full of caring staff that you feel have your children’s best interests at heart (and listen to you as a parent). I want to say thank you to Nic, Amen, Alex, Lacey, Izzy, Abbie, and the rest of the team for being patient (mainly with me as I know I ramble on a bit) and for showing you care about getting to know M & B. I am quite a worrier as a mum and you always take time to listen/offer reassurance. The nursery is small but I think this has been a big benefit for the children as they get a lot of attention and support. It’s modern and has a big outdoor space in a quiet setting where they seem to spend a lot of time. The staff are transparent, they give in depth handovers, and are just a really lovely group of women. It’s also one of the only nurseries in the area that offer lots of different options to help working parents (e.g short days, not just full days, mornings, or afternoons). I haven’t seen many others offer this. My eldest did 2 days a week at a larger nursery nearby for a while and I took him out as it felt like profit was the priority. They didn’t know him (or us) at all and it was chaotic. This is the compete opposite situation here and I highly recommend it. Thank you again xx

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Samantha Lilley
9 months ago

We were looking for the right nursery for our 2-year-old son, and it was our first time navigating private nurseries, we weren’t quite sure what to expect. From the moment we met Lydia and the rest of the team, we felt completely at ease. The staff are not only experienced and professional, but also warm, friendly, and genuinely caring — everything feels personal, never just routine. Our son has absolutely loved his time at the nursery over the past year. He’s made lovely friendships and always speaks fondly of both the children and the staff. Even now, he gets excited whenever we pass by the nursery! We’re so grateful for the wonderful memories and the fantastic foundation this nursery has given him as he transitions to school nursery. Thank you to everyone for your care, support, and kindness over the last year. – Sam

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Pascale Penson
a year ago

Beautiful nursery just outside of Pattingham. The staff are lovely and really care about the children. The rooms are well set up and the outdoor area is great. Our little one has only been attending for a short time so far but we’re really happy with Smarty Pants. Our little one comes home and babbles away to us, telling us all about his day. We get photo updates on the app to show us what he’s been up to. Really recommend

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Emma Whiles
a year ago

It's been difficult for us to find a suitable nursery for our 2 children near our new house that we felt confident in after previous bad experiences. I was ready to give up when family friends advised us about smarty pants @ pattingham and within minutes of meeting Lydia during the walk around and seeing the nursery I felt confident and pleased that this nursery was for us. The staff are friendly, experienced and knowledgeable. The grounds and within the nursery are beautiful, clean and safe aswell as educational for my children. I'm so pleased with our decision to move them and they are already coming home and telling us about what a fabulous day they have had. The app is wonderful too with providing peace of mind 🌟 I have absolutely no faults to mention!

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Jon Albutt
a year ago

What a lovely nursery, everything about it makes you feel safe having your child go there. The location is lovely in a quiet part of Pattingham, the building is modern and has a lovely outside play area. The staff who work there really are amazing they make our little one feel comfortable going and always go out of there way to inform us on what they have done on the day. Overall highly recommended

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